Merchandise


  • Don’t Hug Me
    Official CD Cast Recording – $12

    Featuring 15 original songs including:– I’m a Walleye Woman in a Crappie Town
    – My Smorgasbord of Love
    – I Wanna go to the Mall of America
    – Upside Down in my Pickup Truck
    – The Bunyan Yodel


  • A Don’t Hug Me Christmas Carol
    Official CD Cast Recording – $12

    Featuring 17 original songs including:– Gramma Cut the Christmas Cheese(a.k.a. The- Christmas Cheese Polka)
    – Gunner Fell into an Ice Hole
    – I Love You More Than Football
    – The Wheel is Turnin’ but the Hamster is Dead
    – I’d Rather be Naughty


  • A Don’t Hug Me County Fair
    Official CD Cast Recording – $12

    Featuring 17 original songs including:– I’m Just a Pretty Forest Ranger
    – Pontoon Ladies
    – My Campfire is Burnin’ For You
    – If I Could Win Miss Walleye Queen
    – When You Need to Share Your Feelings, Get a Card
    – I’m a Bunyan Woman


  • Don’t Hug Me I’m Pregnant
    Official CD Cast Recording – $12

    Featuring 17 original songs including:– Babies and Beer
    – Don’t Hug Me
    – Bun in the Oven
    -Baby Fever
    -If Men Had Babies, We’d All Be Extinct
    – The ‘Just Got Hosed Over by a Dork’ Blues


  • Don’t Hug Me, We’re Married
    Official CD Cast Recording – $12

    Featuring 17 original songs, including:– The Greatest Love Song Ever
    – The Marriage Test
    – Marriage is Forever
    – Lower Expectations
    – The Day That Bob Dylan Was Here
    – It’s All Comin’ Together
    – We’re All Gonna Die

  • Ladies Baby Doll T-Shirt- $13.95
    Black-Long Sleeve
    1X1 Ribbed
    100% Ring Spun cotton



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  • Black T-Shirt $10.95
    Hanes, Heavy Duty
    100% cotton


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  • Don’t Hug Me sandwich cap
    Great Quality Hat!
    $12.95